Let’s go f*** the wife. Consensually.[to Lamplighter]
Leave it out, Mickey. I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move.
Justice is blind. You don’t think Stevie Wonder puts the mail in the toaster once in a while?
Jesus Christ, you lot are about as much use as a paper cоndоm.[to Roddy]
It’s way less fun to gossip when you have to explain so much.
It’s okay to say no. Heck, if human beings never said “no,” we’d all have a time-share in Maui and be members of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
It’s kind of antisemitic to abort a potentially Jewish baby.
It was a good rescue, though.[Rick Sanchez]You got me fired![Space Beth]Only because you blew your chance to quit![Rick Sanchez]
It is my right as an American and a gentleman to leave this life as s***-faced as I see fit.
Is your idiot brain getting f***еd by stupid? It’s not rhetorical.[to Ashley]
If you want to watch me have a w*nk, it’ll cost you a tenner.[to Homelander]
I’ll just take your blood pressure. Then we’ll get you on the treadmill.[Doctor]If you put me on a treadmill, you’ll be done for manslaughter.[Jackson Lamb]
