We were f***ing impossible at 19, weren’t we?[Beth Dutton]Honey, you’re still impossible.[Rip Wheeler]
We made new memories every day, added them to the ghosts of older ones.
Wait. This is the first time you’ve ever willingly returned to a school. How does it feel?[Morticia Addams]Like returning to the scene of the crime. I already know where the bodies are buried.[Wednesday Addams]
Those things that drive you crazy about them, those are the things you miss the most.
There was a time when everyone held their heads up. A time when people were open about their feelings. A time when we looked at each other instead of our cell phones.
There are always happier days to remember. The more f***ed you are, the happier those days seem to be.[Siempre hay días felices que recordar. Y cuanto más jodida estás, más felices parecen los días del pasado.]
That is nostalgia: finding out that things from the past that you didn’t even suspect were happiness… actually were.[Eso es la nostalgia, descubrir que las cosas del pasado que entonces ni siquiera sospechabas que eran la felicidad… sí lo eran.]
Ew. What died?[Enid Sinclair]Smells like childhood.[Wednesday Addams]
Once the shine wears off the new girl, a man always remembers what he liked about the old one.
No matter how many movies you’ve seen, you never forget that first one.
Men love The Godfather because they feel emasculated by modern society. It’s a fantasy about a time when they could go out and solve all their problems with violence and sleep with every woman. And then come home to their wife who doesn’t ask them any questions and makes them pasta.
Internet stalking? Back in my day you had to actually leave the house.
