God’s a motherf***er. Isn’t he? Built me smart enough to know how f***ed up my life is. But not quite smart enough to haul my ass out of it.
Being smart doesn’t make you interesting.[to Ben]
When smart people get happy, they stop recognizing themselves.
Nice never got me anywhere. But smart did.
Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.
Foolish arrogance led me astray. But I learned my lessons. I’ll be back, stronger and smarter than ever.
If you want to quit, go ahead. But this isn’t because of Louis, and it isn’t because of me. It’s because you’re afraid you might have to admit that you’re not as smart as you think you are.
Deaming is for blokes not smart enough to get what they want.
Being attracted to very smart women is a double-edged sword.
A smart president will steal good ideas from anyone.
You’re a lot smarter dead than you ever were alive. Try and keep it that way.
You supposed to be so smart, you can’t remember to flush?
