One day they might make a musical about the history of the Trotter family. Then, as a sequel, they could do Schindler’s List On Ice.
Oh, yes, yes, all the lads remember Marlene.[to Boycie]
Oh, me depressed? No, of course not Del. I’m on top of the world, I feel like a born again eunuch.
Oh, I’ve had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time, Del Boy. It were them that started me drinking.
Oh, hello Mr. Chin. No, no, Del’s gone out. I’m not sure. Where you gone to, Del?[on the phone]
Oh, come on, Roy. You didn’t lose your friends. You didn’t have any to lose in the first place.
No, no, no, I never fancied myself.[Pauline Harris: You never married yourself, Del?]
No, I’ve never been in here before in my life, have I Mike?[Trudy: Do you come in this pub often?]
No, I’m ambiguous.[Vimmal Malik: I thought you were right-handed.]
No way, Pedro![repeated line]
Mum’ll be there. Because she’ll be wanting to see Rodney, her little wonder baby. She always used to call him that, you know, because she wondered how the hell he happened.[to Albert, about Heaven]
Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to sell and buy.