Marlene will never divorce Boycie. She hates him too much.
Look Del, it’s not my fault, it’s the brewery. They’ve brought in this revolutionary new rule. From now on customers have to pay for their drinks.
Let them stare. That sort of thing don’t bother me, Irene. I went out with a Chinese girl once.[Irene is worried that people might stare at them]
Let me shake you by the hand, Alan. You’re a brave man letting a Trotter into your family.
Let me remind you Rodney that you were a six-year-old little nipper when God smiled on Mum and made her die. Two months after that Dad packed his bags and left us to fend for ourselves. It was me that kept us together, nothing to do with Grandad. He was an out of work lamplighter waiting for gas to make a comeback.
Leave it out, Mickey. I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move.
Leave it out, Del, she’s an intelligent woman.[to Del Boy, about possibility that Miranda fancies Del]
Leave it out, Boycie. Trying to defend Marlene’s honour? What have you got in the garden shed? A time machine?
Last time I was over there, the only way you could tell the sexes were the men spit further.[about women in Australia]
Just me usual, bacteria on toast, you know.[after Sid asks him what he has eaten]
It’s so long since Rodney had a bit on the side, he didn’t know they’d moved it.
It’s Mozart’s symphony number 38 in D Major. It’s the karaoke version.[Del Boy: What’s this?]