You know, he made the front page of the Lancet, don’t you? As being the only living man in history to be treated for rigor mortis.[to Rodney, about Grandad]
You know what happened to the real Trigger, don’t you? Roy Rogers had him stuffed.
You know me, I’ll do anyone a favour… if the money’s right.
You give my arse a headache, Rodney.
You don’t have romantic feelings, you. You just have animal urges. Sometimes I think you’ve learned the art of seduction by watching Wildlife on One.[to Rodney]
You didn’t honestly believe all that rubbish, did you? That you and them wallies were destined for the Albert Hall, Carnegie Hall? The only hall you were destined for was Sod All.[after Rodney gets kicked out of the Bunch of Wallies]
Yes, I know. And a doctor told Snow White to eat more fruit and we all know what happened to that poor, old cow.[Raquel: A doctor told you to stay off fried food.]
Yeah? One more and she keeps the match ball.[Del Boy: Ain’t that a shame, Rodney? You know, she’s had two husbands die on her.]
Yeah, you can still see the bomb damage on some of them.[Raquel: You should have more respect, Mike. Those women went through a war for us.]
Yeah, my Dad was like that. He used to get up at six every morning to make sure my Mum got to work.[Raquel: My husband was one of those old-fashioned types who thought that there should only be one breadwinner.]
Yeah, I used to miss my dad, until I learned to punch straight.
Yeah, but when they said the James Dean look, they meant before the crash.[Rodney: It is the fashion. Haven’t you read about it? It’s called the James Dean look.]