Well, Aida at the Met. I can’t see you playing a policewoman.[to Raquel]
We don’t pay VAT, we don’t pay income tax or national insurance. On the other hand, we don’t claim dole money, social security, supplementary benefit, do we? The government don’t give us nothing, so we don’t give the government nothing.
Trigger? With a computer? Do me a favour, he’s still struggling with light switches.[to Mike]
Trigger still doesn’t know which end of the dart to throw![Rodney: Trigger could be considered to be a specialist.]
Trigger doesn’t have many friends or opportunities for social outlet. Every weekend he goes down to the park and throws bread to the ducks. To him it’s a dinner party. So, during the week he has a straight choice between sitting in the cemetery or sitting in this pub. Unfortunately, the cemetery closes at six.
To keep my promise to Mum. And you never know when you might need some bone marrow.[Rodney: If I’ve always been such a let-down, why did you insist on having me around?]
This time last week, we were millionaires![Del Boy: Don’t worry, this time next year, we’re gonna be millionaires.]
They’d love you over there, they’ve got no class.[to Del Boy, about Australia]
There was a very interesting article in the paper the other day. Did you know that Taiwan is the only country in the world that don’t have any rubbish dumps? They just send it all to him.[to Albert, about Del Boy]
There are many words I could use to describe Derek Trotter but lovely is not one of them.[to Raquel]
The only time you ever made women jealous was the night you won the last house at bingo.[to Mickey Pearce]
The only time my clothes look fashionable is when I’m watching UK Gold.[to Rodney]