The closest he gets to a sudden movements when he wipes the cobwebs off his head.[about Albert]
That’s very kind of you, Derek. Rodney’s told me all about you as well, although I must admit I didn’t believe him… until now.
Still, it could have been worse, Del. My gran had one with a squeaky wheel.[Del returns from hospital in a wheelchair after his hang gliding trip]
Sssh! Keep your voices down! You’ll get him chucked out of here.[to Rodney, during a prison visit to Grandad]
Running away only wears out your shoes.[to Rodney]
Rodney, you know, he tried to join the police force once, it was after he failed the intelligence test to become a Unigate milkman.[to Sandra]
Please don’t make me rich![running away from Del Boy]
People round here don’t pay £85 for a painting. People round here don’t pay £85 for a car.[to Victoria]
One day they might make a musical about the history of the Trotter family. Then, as a sequel, they could do Schindler’s List On Ice.
Oh, yes, yes, all the lads remember Marlene.[to Boycie]
Oh, me depressed? No, of course not Del. I’m on top of the world, I feel like a born again eunuch.
Oh, I’ve had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time, Del Boy. It were them that started me drinking.
