What had they fitted him up with?[Roy Slater: Whilst in prison, I found Jesus!]
What do you mean, “alright”? They are so ugly that they even look alike.[to Mickey, about twin sisters]
What d’you think about poor old Mum then? Do you know that she was 39 when she fell for you? For the first three months of her pregnancy you were treated as an ulcer. And to this day I sometimes think the original diagnosis was correct.[to Rodney]
What a plonker![repeated line]
Well, you don’t want to take too much notice of these doctors, Arnie. They’ll say anything to get rid of you.[Arnie: Doctors gave me six months to live.]
Well, that’s a hell of a parting you’ve got there, son.[Jumbo Mills: You think I’m bald, don’t you? Well, I’m not.]
Well, Aida at the Met. I can’t see you playing a policewoman.[to Raquel]
We don’t pay VAT, we don’t pay income tax or national insurance. On the other hand, we don’t claim dole money, social security, supplementary benefit, do we? The government don’t give us nothing, so we don’t give the government nothing.
Trigger? With a computer? Do me a favour, he’s still struggling with light switches.[to Mike]
Trigger still doesn’t know which end of the dart to throw![Rodney: Trigger could be considered to be a specialist.]
This time last week, we were millionaires![Del Boy: Don’t worry, this time next year, we’re gonna be millionaires.]
They’d love you over there, they’ve got no class.[to Del Boy, about Australia]
