Nobody’s killing me until after I catch my wife with another man.
No whispering. Whispering’s the first step to turning on each other.
My son is gonna take over the planet, and I am too young to drive. Can you help me get him back?[to Jerry]
Mr. President, if I’ve learned one thing today, it’s that sometimes you have to not give a f***!
Morty, relax. They’re face-hugging parasites. I don’t think their society’s gonna be that hard to navigate. Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought. Holy s***, they’ve got an M&M’s store.
Morty, come on! We got to get you out of here. You’re not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.
Morty gets everything for free![Summer Smith]Morty is a dog! People have cats because their affection is earned. I treat you like an equal because I respect you.[Rick Sanchez]
Memories aren’t real. And they can be as self-serving as any of us.[to Beth]
Maybe the lesson we’ve learned is that, whether it’s our parents’ marriage, a glowing green rock, or an awesome, giant arm, sooner or later, we got to let it go.
Jerrys are basically invisible. It’s our superpower.[as Mooch]
Jerry’s new pool sucks? Allow me.[Rick Sanchez]No, Rick, this is my pool! I can handle this mess without your sci-fi shenanigans.[Jerry Smith]Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby so he can feel like a man.[Rick Sanchez]
It’s showtime, Morty. And I don’t mean a bad impression of HBO. I mean, “Time for a show.”
