All right! That’s enough! You guys are talking about my species. We understand genocide. We do it sometimes.
All right, Morty. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off.
All I have are pictures of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It’s not like we’re Mormon or dying.
Adventuring was just a metaphor for romantic partnership, so it’s not a real break-up.
A, decoys don’t build decoys, and, B, you think the mere suggestion I’m fake would break me? Christ, I’m not your mom.[to Summer]
A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2, and it breaks the front page of Reddit, but I’m Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.[to Beth]