See, this is why religion sucks. Infinite energy, and the Pope uses it to levitate like Criss Angel.
Rick, thanks for coming. We’ve got a situation in the state of Virginia.[The President]Bigfoot?[Rick Sanchez]That’s Montana.[The President]Nazis?[Rick Sanchez]That’s, uh…everywhere.[The President]
Rick can make secret decoys of the family and place them all around the country, but f*** me if I have questions about the starfish man in a target suit.
Reese is a liability, Morty. He’s like a credit card. If he’s not in use, he’s gotta be shredded.
Quantum carburetor? Jesus, Morty. You can’t just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Huh, looks like something’s wrong with the microverse battery.
Prison rules. Get to the top of the food chain or you’re someone’s dinner.[to Morty]
People that spend their life avoiding death are already dead. They’re also rich, and I like to spend my life with their money.[to Morty]
Parents are just kids having kids.
Only people who have really f***ed up in the past have to virtue signal this hard. Look at Sean Penn.
Okay, let’s go see this latest piece of Marvel s*** you kids are jizzing over.[to Morty]
Oh, Unity, I am so sorry. I didn’t know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. I was thinking more of a choose your own cellphone-carrier thing.
Now let’s go, Morty. We’ve got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.
