He must stay out every night.[Merlin: When he stays out all night, he’s always grumpy the next morning.][about Archimedes]
He makes us laugh and he loves us. How is that a liability? All you care about is intelligence and competence.[to Nebula, about Drax]
Have you come to offer yourself in sacrifice?[Gozer]What?[Phoebe Spengler]Are you prepared to die?[Gozer]No, I’m 12. Are you?[Phoebe Spengler]
Has he taken you to a strip club yet?[Billy Rosewood]No, I never took him… He’s not… I’m not taking him to the strip club.[Axel Foley]Why not?[Billy Rosewood]He’s had intercourse with my child.[Axel Foley]This is awkward.[Billy Rosewood]
Happy birthday, sir. What are you, 200 today?[to Marlin]
Gimme the key, I’m gonna follow them.[Axel Foley]Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?[Jenny Summers]No, but a car is a car. I drive my car everyday.[Axel Foley]I’m driving, I’ve seen your car.[Jenny Summers]Oh, s***, that’s cold.[Axel Foley]
FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it. [to Mr. Paradox]
Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.[Phoebus: You fight almost as well as a man.]
F*** yourself.[George Ellerby]I’m tired from f***ing your wife.[Sean Dignam]How’s your mother?[George Ellerby]Good, she’s tired from f***ing my father.[Sean Dignam]
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by d*ckless here.[Raymond Stantz]They caused an explosion.[Walter Peck]Is this true?[Mayor]Yes, it’s true. This man has no d*ck.[Peter Venkman]
Early bird gathers no moss. Rolling stone catches the worm.
Drop your weapons![Billy Rosewood]Jesus Christ! Some things never change.[John Taggart]