How’s your daughter Jan? You know something, if she didn’t have a father with a gun, something would’ve happened.[to Bogomil]
How do I know that you’re gonna keep your word?[Lydia Deetz][crosses himself]I swear on my dead mother’s soul.[bursts into flame][Betelgeuse]
Honest John? Pinokes, as a rule of thumb, when somebody calls themselves “honest,” they ain’t. Especially, if they’re an agent.[Pinocchio: That’s Mr. Honest John. He’s my agent.]
[after Logan puts on his mask]Holy s***. You save the good stuff for special occasions?[Deadpool]Killing, mostly.[Wolverine]
Hi there. Pete Venkman from the home office. Thanks for pitching in.[Peter Venkman]You’re welcome.[Phoebe Spengler]I like your style. Who’s that one?[Peter Venkman]Callie. Callie Spengler.[Callie Spengler]Spengler? Weird name. Try to make the best of that.[Peter Venkman]
[imitating Ted] Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let’s go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.[John Bennett]Oh, come on! I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.[Ted]
Hey, if you guys wanna bang, me and Teddy can totally leave the room.[Tami-Lynn McCafferty]No, no, honey, honey. They’re classy. They’re not like us. They’re good people.[Ted]
Hey, abort mission. Abort mission, okay? She tried to kiss me.[Bill Walker, as Wyatt]That’s a good thing, right?[Jess Walker, as CC]No, it’s not. I’m 45. Do the math.[Bill Walker, as Wyatt]
Hello, 911? I need the police right away. This guy took my teddy bear.[pause]Hello?
[about Ted]] He’s not my property. He’s a person. He’s way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, f***ing Steven Tyler? What the f*** is that? Some kind of weird soccer-mom looking Goonie monster?[John Bennett]Your Honor?[Shep Wild]I’ll allow it.[Judge]
He went berserk. He was firing a weapon in the park. My God, there are hundreds of small, innocent children around.[Ellis DeWald]You know they don’t give out Oscars in prison, right?[Axel Foley]
He should know by now that I never do anything that anyone ever tells me.[to Mantis, about Peter]
