Mum’ll be there. Because she’ll be wanting to see Rodney, her little wonder baby. She always used to call him that, you know, because she wondered how the hell he happened.[to Albert, about Heaven]
Leave it out, Mickey. I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move.
I don’t know what the younger generation is coming to. They can’t even swear without effing and blinding.
Get in, get out, don’t look back, that’s my motto.
Every single ship he ever sailed on either got torpedoed or divebombed. Two of them in peacetime![about Albert]
Del, what do you know about diamonds? I mean, to you diamonds are them things that you wear in your cufflinks, and to be quite honest with you I’ve seen better cats eyes.
Cheer up? Del, I’ve just met the first girl in my life who really means something to me, and it turns out to be my bloody niece![to Del Boy, about Debbie]