Any big idiot can pretend to believe in the afterlife.
And for TV? Wall-to-wall reality television, but not the good kind. It’s like their whole planet was bought by Discovery.
America knows and incinerates a cult when it sees one.
All rom-coms have an arc. Even “You’ve Got Mail” begins with Tom Hanks killing that cop.[to Morty]
All right! That’s enough! You guys are talking about my species. We understand genocide. We do it sometimes.
All right, Morty. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off.
All I have are pictures of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It’s not like we’re Mormon or dying.
What is this, your first “Taken”?[Summer Smith]Ah! F*** you, Summer! I rescue Morty seven times per season![Rick Sanchez]
Adventuring was just a metaphor for romantic partnership, so it’s not a real break-up.
