Crazy things happen when you put in the work.
Cells consume. Life itself is wrong, and that means death is right. But you can’t side with that. So you live, even when it means eating.[to Morty]
Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage, I lose a bet.
Camping is just being homeless without the change.
Birds can get wherever they want, but can’t do anything once they get there. It’s like astral projection.
Being cruel is a danger signal, and you need to heed those red flags so you don’t get hurt.
I was traumatized, Summer. Okay, your generation wouldn’t get that.[Beth Smith]B**ch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast.[Summer Smith]
Are you listening to me, Morty? Homework is stupid. The whole point is to get less of it.
Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid or one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by their terrible ideas.
Any big idiot can pretend to believe in the afterlife.
And for TV? Wall-to-wall reality television, but not the good kind. It’s like their whole planet was bought by Discovery.
America knows and incinerates a cult when it sees one.
