We’re not killing anyone who doesn’t deserve it. I’m not Amanda Waller.
We could go and see a show tonight. What about The Mouse Trap? You know that Agatha Christie play where someone dies every performance? Usually in the audience. Seeing as only old people go and see it.[to Nora]
Want to order a quad and join us? Maybe have some fun?[Enid Sinclair]I’m where fun goes to die.[Wednesday Addams]
Wait. This is the first time you’ve ever willingly returned to a school. How does it feel?[Morticia Addams]Like returning to the scene of the crime. I already know where the bodies are buried.[Wednesday Addams]
Ew. What died?[Enid Sinclair]Smells like childhood.[Wednesday Addams]
Smells like an Abercrombie got f***еd by a 7-Eleven while Arby’s jerked off in the corner.
[about Agnes] She tried to kill me, remember?[Enid Sinclair]Yes, but she failed, which proves she’s only an amateur.[Wednesday Addams]
She told me she’d been put in Slough House to watch me.[River Cartwright]Was that before or after she got shot in the head?[Jackson Lamb]
Sartre said, “Hell is other people.” He was my first crush.
Rick, thanks for coming. We’ve got a situation in the state of Virginia.[The President]Bigfoot?[Rick Sanchez]That’s Montana.[The President]Nazis?[Rick Sanchez]That’s, uh…everywhere.[The President]
One of the reasons why I play cards here is because it’s the murder building, and that is all because of you.[Jay Pfluig]Well, we give a lot of credit to the murderers.[Charles-Haden Savage]
Of course I worship Homelander. I mean, he’s always been a god to me.[Firecracker]Look, I’ll tell you this. If there is a God, sure as hell didn’t come out of my balls.[Soldier Boy]
