What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?
What happened to you? You look like you got ass-f***ed by the business end of a hammer.[to Victoria]
What do you do when a bear charges you? Don’t panic. You don’t have to outrun the bear, just the guy standing next to you.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? “Your Honor.”
What d’you think about poor old Mum then? Do you know that she was 39 when she fell for you? For the first three months of her pregnancy you were treated as an ulcer. And to this day I sometimes think the original diagnosis was correct.[to Rodney]
What about Social Services? Have they found a temporary foster home for our baby Jane Doe?[Michael ‘Robby’ Robinavitch]Still working on it.[Dana Evans]Kid’s gonna be old enough to drive by the time she gets out of here.[Michael ‘Robby’ Robinavitch]
Well, rich or poor, we all spend two hours a day on the toilet. Stool’s the great equalizer. Benjamin Franklin said that. In fact, until 1940, that’s what it said on the back of the dime.
Does your Bureau know you’re giving me their nice clean money?[Little Nina]Well, it’s the U.S. Government, love. They’ll just print more.[Billy Butcher]
We’re going to save the world, or whatever, and then I will have a stiff Manhattan and go to bed.
We could go and see a show tonight. What about The Mouse Trap? You know that Agatha Christie play where someone dies every performance? Usually in the audience. Seeing as only old people go and see it.[to Nora]
We are being so unoffensive, we might as well be a Hallmark Christmas movie.
This wall is a circle. A circle completely surrounding the Upside Down.[Dustin Henderson]Oh yeah? And how exactly do you figure that?[Steve Harrington]Because unlike you, I didn’t sleep through Algebra 1.[Dustin Henderson]
