Word of advice: If you got s*** for teeth, don’t smile.
Women love to talk to their manicurists. Happens every time I go to my manicurist.
Why didn’t you tell me Flint worked for Silvermane?[Ben Reilly]Would you have taken the case if I had?[Cat Hardy]I don’t like surprises.[Ben Reilly]I’ll remember that when your birthday rolls around.[Cat Hardy]
Why can’t you f***ing flush your drug down the toilet like a normal person?[John Economos]Because of the alligators in the sewer system, you callous piece of s***.[Adrian Chase]What?[John Economos]As if the addiction epidemic facing the country isn’t bad enough, he also wants the alligators in the sewers to be junkies.[Adrian Chase]You’re a moron.[John Economos]What the f*** does that have to do with alligators?[Adrian Chase]
Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight Club, right?
When that mad French bastard stormed this place, we were fighting him off with a f***ing kettle. What if we get attacked again?[Shirley Dander]The kettle got replaced, didn’t it?[Jackson Lamb]
When I went to this school, the only thing I was better at than karate, and I was pretty good at karate, was talking to chicks. Watch and learn, Diaz. Watch and learn.
When girl talk turns into girl hug, you know that either means something horrible’s happened or absolutely nothing at all.
What’s the point of being married if you can’t fart around your wife?[to Ben]
What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead! Bam!
What? You think I talked?[laughing]Okay, I talked, but you should have seen what they did to me!
What, me buy a house? No, no, couldn’t do that. Couldn’t do that. Don’t you see that as soon as I put my signature on a document, the authorities are gonna know that I’m alive.[to Pauline]
