Marriage is an institution that was created back when people died young. It was built on land ownership and procreation. These days, it’s mainly used to subjugate women and sell air fryers.
Marriage is a serious and painful business.[to Dodi]
Marriage is a house you build, and sometimes, your tastes change.
Many men make declarations of love when they want to make love. But rare is the man whose love remains true when the consequences of lovemaking are brought to his attention.
Love and marriage. I feel another million drain with every cluck from that hen house.
Let’s just enjoy this sham marriage and the death of romance. It’s gonna be great.[to Shiv, about Connor’s wedding]
Ladies do not have dreams. They have husbands.[to Penelope]
Joanne, you’re so remarkable. How is it that you are not married?[Bina Roklov]If I’m being real, probably… I’m a hopeless romantic. I just haven’t found the right mother-in-law yet.[Joanne]
If you’re only going to other people about what’s happening in your marriage, it can be dangerous territory.
If it weren’t for married men, we’d be out of business, dear.[in her brothel]
If I could explain the motives of women, I’d still be married.
I will give my husband nothing. Not even my hatred. Because that is what he merits.[to John]
