If I could explain the motives of women, I’d still be married.
I love women. But it’s the Deuce.[to Abby]
I like women. Maybe from spending so many years close to my mother.
I have found women in general tend not to be suited to high office.
Failure is how we grow. Actually, it’s how men grow. It’s how women shrink.
Everything written for women seem to fall into just three categories: ingénues, mothers, or gorgons.
Every woman in this world, she’s selling. S***, even if she doesn’t wanna be she’s still got a price tag on her somewhere. Every one of us.
Comedy is fueled by oppression, by the lack of power, by sadness and disappointment, by abandonment and humiliation. Now, who the hell does that describe more than women? Judging by those standards, only women should be funny.
Are women more important than God? What if we discover one day that we were always the ones in charge? Just, no one told us.
All men underestimate women. Even the one who’s supposed to love us.
A big part of being a woman is to help men manifest their calling.
