You know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys. You could be one of those guys.[to Chandler]
You could tell everything about a man by the way he treats women.[to Ralph]
You can’t control what people say. Just be the best man that you can be. And always make sure they spell your name right.
You can research a lot about a man, but you can’t research his sense of humor.
Why not trust a man who would rather die than give information to his enemy?
When you take a man’s measurements, you get a bill for his life expenses.
When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole life with him.
What kind of man are you? A stupid man? A bitter man? Or are you just an insecure, spoiled rich boy hiding behind Daddy’s money?[to KJ]
We discipline the dog, not the man.[Edward Horniman: What’s that supposed to mean?]There’s a dog in a man that the man can’t control. So we had to control it for him.
Virginity is a man’s idea meant to shame.
Usually, when a man is about to lose everything, he realizes what mattered to him most. He sees it clearly for the first time.
Unfortunately, sometimes to make things work in a man’s world, you need a man.
