“Peasants marry for love, royalty for a cause greater than themselves.”
You’re the right person for Shaun. Shaun’s the right person for you. If you can just trust that, you will have the most perfect, imperfect marriage.[to Lea]
You are wise, or perhaps unusually lucky to understand friendship to be the best possible foundation a marriage can have. Even if that foundation should crumble as quickly as it was built.[to Daphne and Simon]
What’s the point of being married if you can’t fart around your wife?[to Ben]
What kind of a coward was I to marry her and not wait for you to show up?
We’ve been married for 60 years. You don’t get to have secrets.
This will stun the art world, even more than my marriage.[finds the long lost Fallen Madonna]
There’s not a perfect marriage. It’s the same guy every night. Even when you’re sick of each other. Even when he can never seem to figure out how to load the f***ing dishwasher. Do you know why? Because he’s an infant.
The worst part about being married is that they actually know you so well that they can just use it for the rest of your life.
The majority of marriages survive because the majority of people aren’t fantasists. They are realists and accept the imperfect reality of being human.
The best way to forge a lasting alliance isn’t by peeling a man’s skin off. The best way is marriage.
Sometimes, in marriage, someone has to be the one to push to make the big moves.
