It was nothing to do with me, Del. I only suggested it.[Del Boy: You put him up to it?]
Do you remember when Grandad was in hospital about eighteen months back? They gave him so many of these antibiotics that one day he sneezed and two other blokes got better.
Do you remember Rodney? He used to be a little scruff. Look at him now, he’s a big scruff.[to Pauline]
Do you realise we’ve always had something missing in our lives. First we was motherless, then we were fatherless and now we’re flogging one-legged turkeys from a three-wheeled van.
Au contraire, Rodney, au contraire.[repeated line]
As dear old Mum used to say, “It’s better to know you’ve lost than not to know you’ve won.” Dear old Mum, she used to say some bloody stupid things.
And I’m a black belt in origami.[Mr. Ram: Please, don’t threaten me with violence, my friend. My colleague here is a second Dan in karate.]
