There’s no such thing as a bad idea, Morty. It’s about execution.
The trick to cereal is keeping 70% of it above the milk.
The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can’t, would be because they could, which they can’t.[explains why he turned himself into a pickle]
The easiest way out of any box is to be the least shaped like a box.
Sometimes, science is more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.[to Morty]
Since when does this house care about alien lives. We don’t even watch British television.
Since we’re fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.[to Beth, about Davin]
Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, but also, I would never do that.
Oh, great adventure, buddy. Rick and Morty go to a giant prison. You know, if somebody drops the soap, it’s gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it’ll be really easy to rape us after that.
Nobody’s smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad. You’re a genius at that.[to Jerry]
No union built on running from your problems lasts more than five years, seven tops.
Morty, in space, we have something we call the non-interference policy. We got the wiper fluid. We watched them kill each other. We’re leaving.
