Let me tell you something about women. When they do something irrational, like kick you out of the house, you got to sit them down and give them a goddamn good listening to.[to Cooper]
Keeping secrets from the people you love will only hurt them worse.[to Samantha]
Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it can get us both in trouble. So officially, I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That’s all I’m gonna say. Se… Sеx. We had sеx. I had sеx with her. I had sеx with Jan.
It’s not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiancé.
It’s never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship.[Joey Tribbiani]It’s never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.[Monica Geller]
It’s harder to laugh together every day than it is to kiss every day. That’s why we’re a good match.
It’s a gift to share something hard with someone you love. Means you care about them enough to let them help you.[to Asta]
It is so weird that you slept with both of them when they were each other. I mean, come on. Relationships are confusing enough as it is without getting into that kind of, you know… bizarre arithmetic.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a superhero or an ordinary Joe. Relationships aren’t easy.[to Mark]
In any serious relationship, people put up with an awful lot more than they would in a casual one.
In all my happiest memories, I’m single. That troubles me.
If you want to test a bond, you don’t really need to break it. You just crack it a little.
