Octavian, who would you prefer kills you?[Atia of the Julii]I am old enough to take care of myself.[Gaius Octavian]Oh, that’s my brave, little man.[Atia of the Julii]
Octavian, please, if only for my sake, be good to Antony.[Atia of the Julii]I am pledged to it, Mother.[Gaius Octavian]He’s an arrogant s***, I know, but he’s a good and honest man.[Atia of the Julii]
Now you’re sure it was the twin you saw running around here? I mean maybe it was the “Fiji Mermaid”, he jumped back in the river and swum his way back to Fiji.[Sheriff Hamilton]Now you know how I feel.[to Scully][Fox Mulder]
Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. That, or a good cheese plate.
No, this is not our first wedding. This is the third wedding that Scrantonicity has played. We also played our bassist’s wedding and our guitarist’s wedding.
No, of course not. I had to be dead. That’s how all your best relationships end.[John Luther: You couldn’t just walk away?]
You can’t drive my Bentley.[Crowley]No, I can! I have a license, yes. I passed my driving test 90 years ago. They didn’t even require tests, but I insisted.[Aziraphale]
No, don’t call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning, and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.
No wonder they were trying to hack us up. You stole their waterbending scroll![Sokka]I prefer to think of it as “High-Risk trading.”[Katara]
No one knows what Being and Nothingness is, Sartre doesn’t even know. Even I’m just pretending to read it.[Rose Weissman: She’s not going to know what Being and Nothingness is, even if she’s curious about the text.]
[as he is waiting for Octavian in the lobby of the exclusive brothel] Nice place, this. Clean. [pause] I don’t suppose, seeing as I’m with the quality…[Titus Pullo]Not a chance.[Madame]
My weaknesses are actually strengths.
