Here is to Mr. Iacocca and his failed experiment, the DeLorean.[David Wallace: This was a gift from Lee Iacocca. Twenty-year-old single-malt scotch. ]
Henry and I played a whole bunch of FIFA while he was here. Very helpful. You know, we both learned who Maradona was, and I had to explain to my son why cocaine is actually bad for you.
Heaven is probably mostly h**kers.[Ted]Wait, so you’re paying for sеx in heaven?[John Bennett]You’re not paying them for sеx. You’re paying them to fly away.[Ted]
He’s wearing sunglasses inside. It looks like if Santa Claus was a hitman.[to Tom, about Logan]
He’s paying for Cinemax? I knew he was a pervert.[about Donatello]
He believes the government is out to get him.[Fox Mulder]It’s tax season. So do most Americans.[Mr. X]
Have you not been to a therapist?[Mabel Mora]Yeah, once. Waste of time. He said, “You only hear things you want.” And then he told me a bunch of stuff I didn’t even wanna hear.[Charles-Haden Savage]
Have you ever seen a stripper before?[Jim Halpert]Yes. Jennifer Garner portrayed one on Alias. It was one of her many aliases.[Dwight Schrute]Yeah, me neither.[Jim Halpert]
Have you ever heard of Munchausen by Proxy?[Dana Scully]Yeah, my grandfather used to take that for his stomach.[Fox Mulder]
Have we just been kidnapped by a lady? I could get used to this.[to Jack]
God. We watched six seconds of pοrn and it ruined our lives.[to Ted]
God, that was incredible! I feel 58 again!
