Hey, she stole my childhood. I think we’re even.[Miriam ‘Midge’ Maisel: You stole your mother’s car?]
Hey, remember to charge his iPad. You hung me out to dry last time.[Michelle Lasso]The only thing at zero percent should be your doubt that it will be done.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Now, who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions? You don’t know or y’all just bored?[Mr. Goldenfold]Hey, listen, you know, if we’re all bored over here, wouldn’t the common denominator be you?[Morty Smith]
He’s English. His loyalty is to the queen and to the bottle, not necessarily in that order.
He is too much of an a**hole to die.[to Frenchie, about Billy]
He is the strangest mοthеrf***еr I’ve ever known. And I’ve had a threesome with Gary Busey.[about Homelander]
Grow some balls and get it over with already.[Murray Bauman]Hey! If you don’t shut up right now, Santa, I swear to God I will shoot this tracker into your potato sacks. And you know I’m a good enough shot to hit any mark, no matter how small.[Nancy Wheeler][to Jonathan]
Go f*** yourself![Charles-Haden Savage]Believe me, I’ve tried that, it didn’t work.[Oliver Putnam]
Flatulence is just a fancy word for fart, but they both stink.
Excuse me. I have been dating decades longer than you’ve been alive, and I’m especially expert at first dates. Because that’s what I mostly have.[to Mabel]
Everything, okay, Ms. Hardy?[Flint Marko]Yes. Mr. Reilly’s a very nice man, but he was just about to leave.[Cat Hardy]Who told you that?[Ben Reilly]That you were leaving?[Cat Hardy]That I’m nice.[Ben Reilly]
Everything I say to you is private. If I noticed you was on fire and I told you, I’d expect you to keep it to yourself.[to Liv]
