Dr. Santos, you and this patient share a common vocabulary.[Heather Collins]Yeah, I swear a lot. I know. I’m sorry.[Trinity Santos]They say it’s a sign of intelligence. I think it shows a lack of self-control. But what the f*** do I know?[Heather Collins]
Do you realise we’ve always had something missing in our lives. First we was motherless, then we were fatherless and now we’re flogging one-legged turkeys from a three-wheeled van.
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?[Ellie Williams]What?[Joel Miller]Yeah. It runs in your jeans.[Ellie Williams]
Can you please just try to take this seriously?[Vaggie]Fine, I’ll try. Just don’t get your taco in a twist, baby.[Angel Dust]Was that you trying to be sexist, or racist?[Vaggie]Whatever pi**es you off more.[Angel Dust]
Camping is just being homeless without the change.
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Breathe.[Jay]Why? That would just keep me alive.[Asta Twelvetrees]
Birds can get wherever they want, but can’t do anything once they get there. It’s like astral projection.
Basic demon on Earth stuff. Either call on the phone and talk, or appear mysteriously. Don’t do both.[to Shax]
Bad humors of the mind can adversely affect the body.
Back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don’t do that anymore.[to Susie]
As dear old Mum used to say, “It’s better to know you’ve lost than not to know you’ve won.” Dear old Mum, she used to say some bloody stupid things.
