Are you sure those two kids came out of those parents? That’s an attractive couple, and that one looks like it came out of them, but the other one looks like a butt baby.
An orphan at last! It’s what I always dreamed of. After all this time, I feel complete.
8% of anything is expendable. 8% of pizza is crust. 8% of the Snyder cut was Batman dreaming.
“Brevity is the soul of wit.” And I could almost see your brevities.[to Taggie]
You’ve seriously never seen a cop show? How is that even possible?[Willis Wu]Video games and weed.[Fatty Choi]
You’ve been doing this a while?[Ilana Miller]Let’s just say Florence Nightingale and I were roommates.[Dana Evans]
You’ve been at my champagne.[Roddy Ho]No. That’s sparkling water.[Jackson Lamb]I was saving this.[Roddy Ho]Aw, for losing your virginity? It’d be vintage by then.[Jackson Lamb]
You’re late.[Paul Rhoades]I know I am and I’m sorry, but… How is it that I came in here angry at you and now I’m the one apologizing?[Jimmy Laird]You’ve discovered my superpower.[Paul Rhoades]
Cuffs won’t be necessary. Come on.[Jackson Lamb]I’d rather not take any chances with a man who looks like he gropes people on buses.[Emma Flyte]You’re being hurtful about my appearance. I might have to call HR.[Jackson Lamb]
You were supposed to leave the planet on a ship we provided, but you’re still here. Why?[Joseph Rainier]I do not like public transportation.[Harry Vanderspeigle]
You realize we’re breaking the law here? I mean, maybe we should find another way to get the money.[Ted]We could sell all our weed.[John Bennett]Never mind. Robbery is fine.[Ted]
The next time I call, you come right away.[Chickie]You ought to get a cocker spaniel, they come every time.[Dwight Manfredi]
