One of the most important things about killing someone, to me, is a f***ing dove of peace on the weapon.
One of the joys of being a parent is that you’ll have a constant reminder your whole life that every choice you’ve made has been wrong.
Old age is a wonderful source of ironies if nothing else.
I’m not much of a hockey fan.[Serena Joy]Oh, you’d love it. It’s elegant yet brutal.[Joseph Lawrence]
Nothing says successful town like a good rat infestation.
No, don’t you die on me, not before I finish betraying you.[to Bruce]
My son is gonna take over the planet, and I am too young to drive. Can you help me get him back?[to Jerry]
Mitzi, I’m disappointed. Don’t you want to grow up someday and not work?
It’s pi**ing me off.[Jimmy Laird]Makes sense. Divorce is always hardest on the coworkers.[Paul Rhoades]
Justice is blind. You don’t think Stevie Wonder puts the mail in the toaster once in a while?
It’s ironic. But I never knew how to live until I died.
It’s called hybristophilia. A sexual attraction to violent criminals, particularly those who’ve committed multiple murders. Sadly, people have to actually know you’re a killer to attract that kind of attention.[voiceover]
