I guess that’s why we’re going to Aubrey.[Dana Scully]Yes, and also, I’ve always been intrigued by women named B.J.[Fox Mulder]
I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.[Janice Litman]Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.[Chandler Bing]Kiss her! Kiss her![Joey Tribbiani]
I gotta get some coffee. I got drunk and stoned last night.[Paul Rhoades]What, did you join a frat?[Meg]No, it was a gay engagement party. Same same.[Paul Rhoades]
I gotta escape my demons, and it’s either drugs or the church. You know what they do to guys my size? Oh, please, don’t make me suck a deacon’s d*ck![to Blaire]
I got more second story guys in my book than pimples at a Junior prom.
I fooled around with Joey’s sister. Well, that’s not the worst part.[Chandler Bing]What is the worse part?[Monica Geller]I can’t remember which sister.[Chandler Bing]
I don’t understand how someone can have so little self-awareness.[about Andy]
I don’t know what the big deal is. You know, weed’s gonna be legal in like a year anyway.[John Bennett]It’s a gateway drug! They talk about it on the news![Matty Bennett]Well, what are we supposed to do? Start with hеrοin?[Ted]
I don’t know what grown women talk like. I deal with comics.[Hedy: We’re grown-ups. Can’t we be grown-ups? Can’t we talk like grown women?]
I don’t have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don’t really care. My own mother thought I was a monster… She was right, of course, but it still hurt.[to Zuko, Mai, and Ty Lee]
I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.
I don’t care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
