You are playing American football?[Margha]Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country.[Joey Tribbiani]I’m Dutch.[Margha]Hi, I’m Joey.[Joey Tribbiani]
Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I’d miss the taste of mud so much.
Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I’m looking forward to. It’s an Amish technique. It’s like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
I paid your bail.[Charles-Haden Savage]Yes, but when they said they didn’t take Amex, I helped you find your Visa.[Oliver Putnam]
You have a band?[Ramona Flowers]Yeah. We’re terrible. Please come.[Scott Pilgrim]
Sometimes the truth can ruin a perfectly good story.[Rebecca Welton]Yeah, you should work for the Daily Mail.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Yeah, I’m not a temp anymore. I got Jim’s old job. Which means at my ten year high school reunion, it will not say “Ryan Howard is a temp.” It will say “Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm.” That’ll show ’em.
I’m a parasite![Jerry Smith]Yeah, but you’re real.[Beth Smith]
Did you think it was funny?[Valentina La Paz]Yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight-year-old boy thinks is funny.[Tony Soprano]
Yeah, but that’s for their kids.[Lindsay Weir: How old do you think we are, Dad? I’ve been baby-sitting for the Kellers for two years already.]
Y’know, if it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it.[after hitting her head on the post]
Witches like you are the reason people think we poison apples, and steal children, and eat babies.[Lilia Calderu]Babies are delicious.[Agatha Harkness]
