You have some notion you wish to suggest?[Gaius Octavian]I do. If a marriage was to happen between our two houses, no one could doubt all was well.[Atia of the Julii][looks at Octavian]I don’t care if all Italy burns, I’ll not marry him.[Mark Antony]
You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?[Rachel Green]I don’t know, you might be the first one.[Phoebe Buffay]
You got to be cool, because my Grandma doesn’t know about you two yet. And you do not want to tick her off. She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini’s hanging body.[to Chandler]
You get one shot at a biopic. Maybe two if you’re someone special like Marilyn Monroe or Jeffrey Dahmer.[to Charles and Mabel]
You ever have one of those days where you just feel like you’re losing your mind?[Mia Ashford]Are there other kinds of days?[Morgan Gillory]
You ever been on a horse?[Bad Face]You ever been on life support?[Dwight Manfredi]
You dragged me outta bed for this?[Oliver Putnam]Most working adults are up by 8:00 a.m.[Mabel Mora]Yes, but, like, farmers.[Oliver Putnam]
You don’t take my calls, you won’t call me back. What are we, married?[to David]
You don’t go to the science museum and get handed a pamphlet on electricity. You go to the science museum and you put your hand on a metal ball, your hair sticks up straight and you know science.
You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody’s work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger![to Ross]
You could be penniless and have, like, diarrhea every day for the rest of your life, and I would still be into you, Nathan Brown.[Ingrid Kannerman]That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.[Nathan Brown]
You can’t be here.[Adam Karadec]Oh, I know. Imagine what a men’s room is like for somebody who notices every little detail.[Morgan Gillory]