Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your hо rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your hо, and you told her that she was the only hо for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then… Then suddenly she’s not your hо no mo’.
Boy, are you in the wrong family, kid.[Esther Maisel: Ah! Too much talking!]
Boomerang! You do always come back!
Being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture on Route 22.
Beautiful, tough, smart. She lose a bet?[to David O’Donnell, about Lily]
Baby. Hello, baby. Here, you want to play with this?[Creed Bratton]You can’t give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow.[Karen Filippelli]Oh, it’s okay. I’ve got tons of them.[Creed Bratton]
Atomic Fall? Juggle the Jungle. Visited.[Frances Neagley]Can’t believe people actually play these things.[Jack Reacher]I did a job for a game designer last year… billion dollar company.[Karla Dixon]You got to be shitting me.[Jack Reacher]Well, you should try one. You’d like a first-person shooter.[Frances Neagley]I am a first-person shooter.[Jack Reacher]
I was sorry to hear about your mother.[Fran Felstein]At least she didn’t suffer. She made all of us suffer, instead.[Tony Soprano]
Asta, I am in love, and it makes me want to dance.[Harry Vanderspeigle]Oh, my God, but it didn’t teach you how.[Asta Twelvetrees]
As Borges said, “With every goodbye, you learn.”[Professor Lucas Damon]As Steinbeck said, “Farewell has a sweet sound of reluctance. Goodbye is short and final.”[Blaire Bennett]As Hemingway said, “I wonder what this gun tastes like.”[Ted]
Are you insane?[Niko Sasaki]What?[Crystal Palace]She’s perceptive.[Edwin Paine]
Are these friends of yours going to be leaving our house in the near future?[to Lindsay]
