I’m not the best judge for what’s humiliating. I used to put stuff up my butt for money.[Sam Riordan]What?[Emma Meyer]I’m kidding. Yeah, no, it wasn’t for money.[Sam Riordan]
I’m not a junkie. I’m a recreational drug user.
I’m nocturnal and dayturnal. The real word is “diurnal,” but I changed it because “diurnal” sounds like where Germans piss.
I’m messing with you, kid. All right, just sit tight. Maybe look for your sense of humor. It’s gotta be here somewhere.[to Vic]
I’m kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.
I’m gonna kill you, Mooch! And then I’m gonna f*** your wife![as Boss]Good luck! She’s married![as Mooch]
I’m bored of living in my car. And I don’t think my car’s much of a fan of it either.
I’m about to get promoted or fired, but if I get this job, I’m bumping you up to creative executive.[Matt Remick]Holy s***. I thought you only ever said that so I wouldn’t quit.[Quinn Hackett]I did, but I also meant it.[Matt Remick]
I would argue that a good skincare regime can cross all political divides.
I wasn’t aware that I’m sweating. Menopause is tricky, even for us fellas.
I used to chase deer for fun. Being in a coma’s not exactly good for one’s cardio.
Paul, you think it’s safe for you to still be driving? You know? With the Parkinson’s?[Jimmy Laird]I passed the mandatory motor skills test a few months ago. I’m just a shitty driver.[Paul Rhoades]
