Sam, you have a beautiful body. You’re an adonis, a slab of beef. If I wasn’t your sister… Oh, my God.[Jean Weir: Lindsay, just say the words. It’ll make him feel better.]
Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.
Pretend that you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.[Monica Geller]Yes, and grumpy.[Rachel Green]What are you… stop naming dwarves![Chandler Bing]
Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.[Joey Tribbiani]Hey! Well, I’ve been preparing for that my entire life![Chandler Bing]
Poppaea, my dove, if your husband should die… come to me, we will marry, nay?[in front of Servilius]
Please, please don’t judge me. I am so ashamed of this job.[Ingrid Kannerman]Oh, my God, Ingrid. Are you doing sex work?[Nathan Brown]What? No. God. Sex work isn’t shameful. I’m in retail.[Ingrid Kannerman]
Planets are alive. On Planet Earth, volcanoes, forest fires, and earthquakes are just some of its natural processes. They are all necessary for Earth’s survival, even if they take out a few million people now and then.
Phyllis is getting married. And I am in the wedding party. She has asked me to push her father’s wheelchair down the aisle. So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary, it is like I’m paying for the wedding. Which I’m happy to do. It’s a big day for Phyllis. But it’s an even bigger day for me. Employer of the bride.
Our boy has been invited to the prom.[Ted]What? Are you serious?[Blaire Bennett]Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Invited? She invited you?[Matty Bennett]Yeah.[John Bennett]See that, Susan? Still think the Clintons are harmless?[Matty Bennett]
Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?[Michael Scott]I don’t wear a Speedo, Michael.[Oscar Martinez]Well, you can’t swim in leather pants.[Michael Scott]
Only people who have really f***ed up in the past have to virtue signal this hard. Look at Sean Penn.
One thing I know about attractive humans is they do not work the night shift. They work in the light, so everyone can enjoy them.